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Her address says suburbs, but her shoes scream "get me out of here."
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Teaching your teenager to drive is like having your very own teenage chauffeur. Only you'd have to be insane to get into the car with a teenage chauffeur.
Teenager Land would be the worst theme park ever. It would cost a fortune and none of the rides would work.
Whoever guessed "Where did you put the Ritz crackers?" in the Teenager's Mother's Day Greeting Contest: You win.
It's not as hard as people think to get teenagers to cooperate. It's just really, really expensive.
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