As the creator of a 500 black sweater wardrobe, I am not in a position to play fashion critic. But I can't help but feel that that any wine bottle that goes out wearing one of these "Autumn Wine Sweaters" is making a mistake.
I'm not saying there isn't a bottle out there somewhere with the grapes to pull it off. But, generally speaking, putting a sweater on a wine bottle is a terrible idea. I am pretty sure.
As the owner of 500 black sweaters, I have a bit of authority on the subject, so I'm just going to come out and say it: these are terrible sweaters.
And no one can question my authority on the subject of terrible sweaters.
Sweaters on wine bottles? Why?!
Posted by: Gigi | October 21, 2014 at 04:17 AM
Seasonal madness. Everyone has a weakness.
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | October 21, 2014 at 07:30 AM
I've got $30 between me and starvation and there are people out there who can afford sweaters for their wine? Is there no end?
Posted by: Audubon Ron | October 26, 2014 at 05:59 AM
Yes, but you have better taste in sweaters. And you can't put a price on that, probably.
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | October 26, 2014 at 11:14 AM