Which is a good thing, because it's been a while since anyone made me a jeweled Mother's Day Card.
Note to Boy Esq: Your sister picked out a card from Jewel, however. Also, flowers. She wrote a very sweet note. Later today, she will probably vacuum. Not that it's a competition. Because if it were a competition, she'd be winning. But again, I want to stress that it is definitely not a competition.
I still get compliments on the seashell necklace you made me 15 years ago.
Love, Mom
You got a seashell necklace?! I never got a seashell necklace; a macaroni necklace maybe, but not a seashell one. You lucky dog, you.
Posted by: Gigi | May 12, 2014 at 02:56 PM