You are in big trouble, possibly.

 

The Life Cycle of an Empty Threat

 

That's it. I've had it. You're done. Do you hear me? You are NEVER, EVER, EVER doing something EVER AGAIN. Also, there is NO WAY you are going to do that thing that you were looking forward to doing. That thing is SO NOT HAPPENING. You can JUST FORGET ABOUT that thing.

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Really? Do you REALLY think you're still going to be able to do that thing? Because you could not be more wrong. There is NO WAY. Not after what you did.  

 

You still owe me an apology. For what you did. I hope you don't think I have forgotten. Because I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN.

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Yes, but what are you EVEN apologizing FOR? It doesn't count if you don't even acknowledge what you did.

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Christ, do I have to remember everything? You're in trouble. I remember that. You must have done SOMETHING.

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Fine. Go. Whatever. But next time? Next time you do whatever it is that you did? You are going to be VERY SORRY. I mean it.

Comments

[Suburban Sheepdog]

How were you able so quickly to obtain a transcript of Secretary of State Kerry's conversation with Russian Foreign Minister Yatsenyuk?

[Suburban Kamikaze]

Oh god. She is never going to get her troops off the floor, is she?

SK

[foolery]

I'm not sure who I would rather be: the ding-dong who forgets that thing you did, or the monster who remembers every tiny microscopic detail.

I'm both, aren't I?

Why are you still looking at me? Move along, nothing to see here.

[Suburban Kamikaze]

In our defense, we are not the ones who did whatever it is that was done.

SK

[sh]

Are you referring to that thing they did when they were five or something more recent?

[Suburban Kamikaze]

I think the statute of limitations may have run on hamster crimes.

SK

[Audubon Ron]

I clearly remember what it was I did. But, why the heck do I want to mention it? Huh? And watch you get all JACKED-UP!!! Ohhellno.

Now, be happy I'm in your life. You could be all jacked-up without me. Remember that.