The Life Cycle of an Empty Threat
That's it. I've had it. You're done. Do you hear me? You are NEVER, EVER, EVER doing something EVER AGAIN. Also, there is NO WAY you are going to do that thing that you were looking forward to doing. That thing is SO NOT HAPPENING. You can JUST FORGET ABOUT that thing.
Really? Do you REALLY think you're still going to be able to do that thing? Because you could not be more wrong. There is NO WAY. Not after what you did.
You still owe me an apology. For what you did. I hope you don't think I have forgotten. Because I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN.
Yes, but what are you EVEN apologizing FOR? It doesn't count if you don't even acknowledge what you did.
Christ, do I have to remember everything? You're in trouble. I remember that. You must have done SOMETHING.
Fine. Go. Whatever. But next time? Next time you do whatever it is that you did? You are going to be VERY SORRY. I mean it.
How were you able so quickly to obtain a transcript of Secretary of State Kerry's conversation with Russian Foreign Minister Yatsenyuk?
Posted by: Suburban Sheepdog | March 14, 2014 at 08:41 AM
Oh god. She is never going to get her troops off the floor, is she?
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | March 14, 2014 at 09:22 AM
I'm not sure who I would rather be: the ding-dong who forgets that thing you did, or the monster who remembers every tiny microscopic detail.
I'm both, aren't I?
Why are you still looking at me? Move along, nothing to see here.
Posted by: foolery | March 14, 2014 at 12:49 PM
In our defense, we are not the ones who did whatever it is that was done.
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | March 14, 2014 at 03:27 PM
Are you referring to that thing they did when they were five or something more recent?
Posted by: sh | March 15, 2014 at 06:41 PM
I think the statute of limitations may have run on hamster crimes.
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | March 16, 2014 at 08:04 PM
I clearly remember what it was I did. But, why the heck do I want to mention it? Huh? And watch you get all JACKED-UP!!! Ohhellno.
Now, be happy I'm in your life. You could be all jacked-up without me. Remember that.
Posted by: Audubon Ron | March 23, 2014 at 11:51 AM