I put my car in reverse and shoot all the way out to the road, navigating the path between the ice mountains in one clean swoop, much like an Olympic skier. I had a really good run yesterday too, but today, I can picture myself on the podium.
I am high-fiving myself for my Olympic caliber driving-in-reverse skill when Mr. Kamikaze gestures toward the glaciers at the mouth of the driveway.
"I widened it for you," he says. "Did you think you were getting better?"
yeah, I did.
Photo: The freshly-shoveled driveway as Valentine's Day tribute.
Awww...he shoveled the driveway for you. Mine did too.
And, of course, I drive better than he does too. Just like you.
Posted by: Gigi | February 14, 2014 at 05:12 PM
He could have made a bobsled run in less time. Or an ice sculpture. Something useful.
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | February 15, 2014 at 04:39 AM
All a matter of perspective. Literally. Meanwhile, down here in the unfrozen world, chocolates must suffice.
Posted by: nthnglsts | February 17, 2014 at 05:18 PM