It's Cat Tuesday here on Suburban Kamikaze, and on all the other edge-of-the-trend blogs. Probably. It could be a thing.
Whatever. If blogging has taught us anything - and we freely admit that it has not - it is that you can't overdo cats. Not like horses, which have to be used sparingly. Which is why we don't say "beating a dead cat" when we mean "enough already."
Although I am thinking of making that a thing too.
Feel free to link your own cat mews news in the comment section. Terrible puns are always encouraged, as is profanity, haiku and parenting advice, as long as it includes profanity, or comes in the form of a haiku.
Sure they're cute, but start feeding them and soon you have Sixth Graders Everywhere.
Our cat is Mowgli
Does not know he is a cat
"Feed and scratch me now"
Posted by: Suburban Sheepdog | January 14, 2014 at 11:44 AM
Merci beaucat.
Cat haiku is just the thing for a snowy Tuesday afternoon.
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | January 14, 2014 at 12:03 PM
The boy is squawking.
The cat looks up in disgust:
"Get it together."
Posted by: Sarah B. | January 14, 2014 at 03:35 PM
A whole new category of haiku. Ahem.
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | January 15, 2014 at 06:50 AM
Hey wait a minute I know that cat --I know that couch--I know that perfect slant of Florida sunlight. Now my cat is famous. Thanks SK. I think it is Thurs. How about hamster Thursday?
Posted by: SH | January 16, 2014 at 10:47 AM
In really really old cat news: Victorian cats on roller skates. What could be better? http://www.photohistory-sussex.co.uk/BTNPointerCats.htm
Posted by: MommyTime | January 16, 2014 at 05:13 PM
With any luck, we can stretch Cat Tuesday all the way into next week's Hamster Thursday.
SK
P.S. How did Harry Pointer manage to master the Internet before it had been invented?
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | January 16, 2014 at 07:19 PM
I'm all for Cat Tuesday but draw the line at Hamster Thursday. Sorry. I'm prejudiced. No rodents. (Hamsters are rodents, right?) Anyway. I'm a fan. Cats are cute. It's a known fact.
Posted by: Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food | January 17, 2014 at 06:22 PM
The cat just threw up
on our white duvet cover
but not on my side.
Posted by: Peyton Price | January 17, 2014 at 06:52 PM
Cat haiku is a real thing now.
http://www.suburbanhaiku.com
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | January 18, 2014 at 04:53 AM
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Posted by: Audubon Ron | January 25, 2014 at 12:39 PM
I will be right over. But I can't promise you anything as interesting as haiku. You may have noticed it has been Cat Tuesday for a couple of weeks now...
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | January 26, 2014 at 09:06 AM