People are always asking me, "Suburban, how do you do it?"
Because from the outside, it does not really seem possible to eat cheese and crackers at your desk while applying a top coat to your manicure. And I won't lie to you: there are crumbs stuck to a couple of my nails.
But the point is, I'm not going to stop multitasking just because it's messy. Life is messy. So sure, while I did spend a few minutes indulging in workspace envy over the Tumblr images of Where Bloggers Blog, I have to wonder: do people really get anything done in those tidy, color-coordinated Martha Stewart-esque workspaces? Also, where the fuck are my scissors?
I need to clip this recipe for lobster pasta with yellow tomatoes and basil out of the newspaper before I realize I am never, ever going to make lobster pasta with yellow tomatoes and basil.
Photo: Where bloggers do their nails.