10. Your beach house.*
9. Hair color that doesn't come in a box. Ditto for wine.
8. Fancy toilet paper that comes on a roll.
7. Plans for your rainy day couch cushion money that do not include toilet paper.
6. The olive bar.
5. Overdeveloped sense of dignity that keeps you from sampling from the olive bar.
4. Forgetting to cash that $1.50 refund check that's been sitting in the the kitchen drawer for six months.
3. Eating on odd-numbered days.
2. $11 shopping sprees at Forever 21.
1. Your other kid
*Just kidding. Many USC parents actually have to give up only one of their beach houses.**
**Apologizing in advance to my new BFFs, USC parents with beach houses.
Other options:
What's an olive bar? Hooray, that's one thing I won't miss then!
Posted by: foolery | September 16, 2013 at 10:05 AM
It's better if you don't know. It's a $6.99 a pound path to bankruptcy.
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | September 16, 2013 at 10:44 AM
The tp & the wine, those are the two that I miss the most. *sniff*
Posted by: Gigi | September 16, 2013 at 03:58 PM
We had the whole cottony-soft world in our hands and we didn't even know it.
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | September 17, 2013 at 06:03 AM