Oh god. You know that woman who googles "Pop-Tarts" late at night and then hits the "send" button on two 36-count boxes of strawberry frosted Pop-Tarts for delivery to a dorm room 2,015.3 miles away? And then googles "dorm room toaster" to see if there is something small and safe that can be used to toast strawberry frosted Pop-Tarts in a dorm room? Because those are his favorite? And then googles "are toasters allowed in college dorms?" Because what if they're not? And then worries, will he even eat 72 strawberry frosted Pop-Tarts if he can't toast them?
If I am not careful, I could turn into that woman.
Photo: Little Ernie gets a taste of dorm life.