How to cook a steak in 5 easy steps when 4 of them are really too much trouble:

At his request, I am teaching the boy how to cook steaks under the broiler when I notice that something is missing: It's the boy.

He reappears just as the steaks are coming out of the oven.

I can't believe I fell for it again. Bon appe-teen.

From the Teenlandia archives: How to eat like a 17-year-old  

Comments

[Gigi]

If he continues to disappear during lessons, then eventually he will starve. Which will, of course, ensure more lessons, which he might actually attend.

Maybe...probably...most likely not.

[Suburban Kamikaze]

He knows just when to show up. It's uncanny.

SK