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Gigi

All that - coupled with the fact that I can't cook - is why I DON'T cook. Oh sure, I'll throw together a dessert every once in a while because at least that is APPRECIATED. But cook? No. Shop for food that isn't wine? No.

I drew that line in the sand early on and I am standing by it.

Suburban Kamikaze

It's official: the kitchen is closed.

SK

nthnglsts

I think your birthday gift just morphed into the Pop Tart of the month club.

Suburban Kamikaze

Don't make me come down there and drink all your wine. I know where you keep the good stuff.

SK

Stephanie

you know, they come 48 to a box at Costco.

Suburban Kamikaze

Costco makes me break out in hives. It's just Too. Much. Cereal. Can't breathe.

SK

Dawn

Oh, you poor thing! There is one cashier here who feels the need to chit chat and comment on all of your food purchases and my friends and I avoid her line like the plague. I would sooner self-checkout 90 items than get stuck in her line. The thought of every cashier in EVERY store being overly chatty and familiar strikes fear in my cold Yankee heart.

Suburban Kamikaze

My favorite is the one who always asks me about "my boys" as if we know each other. I have no idea who she is talking about but I always answer 'fine.'

SK

Audubon Ron

Wow, say hello to Joan Crawford for me next time you see her.

My Mommy Dearest once threw a box of macaroni and cheese at me. TO THIS DAY! I have been mac & cheese shy – and somewhat disoriented.

Suburban Kamikaze

If Joan Crawford were alive today she'd be the author of a bestselling parenting manual.

SK

Sue

My daughter is 27 and I still have to have spaghettios in the house when she comes to visit.
At least you don't have the guilt associated with being a hippie mom whose kids now eat spaghettios because you gave up when they hit middle school.
She still likes my tofu chili, though, so there's that.

Suburban Kamikaze

I wanted to be a hippie mom for a while. But there was too much bread baking.

SK

Sue

Whole wheat, of course.

Suburban Kamikaze

Naturally.

SK

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