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Suburban Kamikaze

Suburban Trash Bag

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz whatever you have left
3 oz of cranberry juice unless teenage boys have been drinking it straight from the carafe again. Which they have.
3 oz of orange juice, unless the carton in the refrigerator is actually empty. Which it is.

Wedge empty orange juice carton into space next to trash bag. Pour whatever liquor you can find into last remaining clean glass in the house and garnish with resignation. Ask: "Is someone going to take out this trash?"

Abandon drink on a bookshelf. Take out the trash.



That is one chore I "refuse" to do - oh look how witty I can be.

Suburban Kamikaze

Applause on both counts.



I think that's a feast more befitting of Miller Lite. In a can, of course.

Audubon Ron

I have a trash compactor.


What I've learned from this is that my husband is mentally a teenager.

Suburban Kamikaze

I have two 17-year old boys on a diet of takeout food, Oreos and whatever they can sucker teenage girls into making for them. My entire house is a trash compactor.

Chant with me: Back to school, back to school, back to school, back to school...


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