10. What Rep. Todd Akin thinks a woman's reproductive system can do in the event of rape.
9. What anybody else thinks about what Rep. Todd Akin thinks a woman's reproductive system can do in the event of rape.
8. The Augusta National Golf Club has opened its doors to women. Two of them.
7. Anything else to do with the Augusta National Golf Club. Ever.
6. The price of Facebook shares has slipped to ... something.
5. Morale at Facebook is slipping in reaction to the falling price of its shares, which were trading late Tuesday at ... something.
4. Stuff Mitt Romney does in church.
3. Some celebrity somewhere did something.
2. In advertising news, a new campaign for something shows promise.
1. Somebody's use of Twitter demonstrates the power of social media again.