You can't throw a dead iguana in these parts without hitting an alligator.
And vice versa.
They look fierce, but large, purse-carrying, lipstick-wearing South Florida reptiles are really more afraid of you.
There is no more authentic Miami-area experience than communing with
prostitutes firearms face-eating zombies alligators.
from the South Florida archives: Our pursuit of Unshaven Men Takes a Harrowing Turn