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Executive Suburbanite

So it's not a regular occurrence that neighbors are making you breakfast? If you're lucky, you'll get the best burgers and other meals ever, which means that I really need to be sending grocery money across the street.

Suburban Kamikaze

Weirdly, it only seems to happen when the house is full of floppy-haired teenage Florida boys. And I supply the ingredients.
It's the least I can do. Though I am certainly willing to do less.

So feel free to send more grocery money.


Audubon Ron

Would that be a chocolate chip off the old block?

Get it? Chip off the old block?

Ah Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

Suburban Kamikaze

Who can say anymore? We have been mixing these children up since they were babies.



Now THIS is a recipe I can get behind. It's a shame I'm apparently going to have to wait 9 years before undertaking it. At least that will give me time to make friends with someone in FL who can send her sons up to visit mine.

I have to say, this is sounding like a pretty complex recipe for one that claims to be so easy.

Suburban Kamikaze

I can send you a couple of teenage boys right away. All you need is a supply of Pop-Tarts, an Xbox and a set of car keys.

Your house will be filled with teenage girls and cupcakes in no time at all.


Litiquette Boutique

Interesting...How about blueberry or raspberry pancakes?

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