1. When your mother tells you that seven full-size bottles of perfume spray are too many, take one out. You only need six. The seventh is a decoy.
2. Try to get everything into
one two suitcase(s) and one two carry-on bag(s).
3. If you can lift it, you probably forgot something.
4. Wait until the last minute to pack your mom's high heels. That way she can't pretend that she was going to wear them. She was never going to wear them.
Photo: With names like "Endless Love, Pure Seduction" and "Gorgeous," you won't want to leave a single one of your perfumed body sprays at home. Only a complete killjoy like your mom would even suggest it.
from the unsavvy traveler archives: We fail to drain the bottomless box of French culture
Eek. Traveling with teens. There is not enough Xanax on the planet to make it sufferable. I can't make it to the next county with mine -- without wanting to slap him. I'm suspect he wants to slap me too.
I hope you all are going somewhere fun.
Posted by: Elizabitch | June 27, 2012 at 01:06 PM
She is actually the best traveler in the family. And her luggage smells amazing.
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | June 28, 2012 at 04:25 PM