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I realize the 14-yr-old is supposed to be the subject of this photo, but I can't stop staring at your spotless, glossy floor and wondering if my much younger children will EVER stop oozing crumbs from every pore long enough for me to have ONE HOUR where my floors look like that.

Suburban Kamikaze

Roll them in tape sticky-side-out and then have them practice this move.



Time for meds.

Suburban Kamikaze

If there was a pill that could reproduce this, we would all be taking it.


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