It's the parody of the book that has everybody "talking."
Anastasia Steele is the mega-successful CEO who longs to play the wilting damsel to a hard-bodied guy who drinks blood, runs with the wolves, or at the very least harbors a dark and violent secret.
In the process, 22-year-old college student Christian Grey will discover the limits of what a man can endure for love.
It's an erotic tale of a man's contractual odyssey at the hands of a woman whose fantasies are steeped and brewed in the conventions of popular romance, where the women are as fragile as teacups, the men are brooding and possessive - and everyone has amazing hair.
Click here to read an excerpt. Do it now, Anastasia.