10. Not Wendy's
9. Not Subway
8. Not pancakes
7. Not pizza
6. Not ready for another half hour
5. Not made with cheese
4. Not like the kind someone else's mother makes
3. Not delivered
2. Not served with mashed potatoes
1. Not familiar. See: Goat cheese, green olive and carmelized onion tart.
Photo: Onion tart courtesy of the Suburban Overachiever, whose pastry skills are matched only by her skill at pretty much everything else.