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Audubon Ron

Layoff – No one will ever be able to replace you.
Layoff - The saying, “All good things must come to an end” just doesn't seem to be a fair rule.
Layoff – Just remember the good times.
Layoff - I hope you understand that when people write in a card, 'Sorry for your loss,' it is only because they can't put together the words to describe what they really want to express to you during this time. With that said, can I have your pencil sharpener?
Layoff – You are in a better place now.
Layoff – You will never know the depth of our sympathies, b/c they are really deep.
Layoff – Get employed soon.
Layoff - If employment could have saved you, you would have lived forever.
Layoff - When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. When you were laid-off, you cried and the world abandoned you. When you apply for a job, you cry and the world will reject you.

Suburban Kamikaze

That is some greeting card gold. You will never know how hard I laughed, b/c it was really hard.



AHA! You and Ron know each other from former lives as greeting card writers! Or possibly current lives?

p.s. Particularly love the STD card. Seriously.

Suburban Kamikaze

I think we are just both really committed to making people feel cared for with as little effort as possible.


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