I'm pretty sure I will never refer to Trader Joe's as the "wine lovers' paradise" again. Okay "never" is probably not the right word. Let's just say "not this week."
My point is, can 14 days of non-stop wine drinking really leave your tastebuds so spoiled? Has "Mary" been serving swill all along or was it just a bad bottle?
Maybe I need to start getting invited into some others neighbors' homes. Not that Mary is the one who typically invites me. Usually it is the first grader who insists that I come in. Just because I give her candy and encourage her to use as much glitter as possible.
I wonder if there are other first graders out there whose mommies are serving better wine? Why didn't I remember to tear the labels off the bottles I loved in France? That would have been a useful souvenir. Instead my purse is stuffed with Metro tickets, wine country maps and leftover Euros.
I hope I can use them at Office Depot. It's school supply week and we are celebrating by spreading out our purchases over as many individual trips as possible. It really seems to bring the cost down.