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What's the soundtrack for drinking Key Lime Wine? I suggest a Keith Urban album played backward to hear his backward-masked cries for help, perhaps a Gregorian chant/Eurotrash mashup, or anything by Shania Twain.

Suburban Kamikaze

Now I'm going to have Gregorian chants stuck in my head all day.



There is not enough booze in the world-- citrus based or not -- to sit through "Eat, Pray ..."


Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art, like the universe itself (for God did not need to create). It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival. - C.S.Lewis

Seriously Jess

I wonder how the PTO would dispose of a body... but I digress.

Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food

Color me intrigued by the possibility of key lime wine...

Suburban Kamikaze

PTO moms would kick ass at crime scene cleanup. I am pretty sure that would be their signature event in the PTO v. Teenager Olympics.

Meg: http://www.thekeywestwinery.com Tell them I sent you.



Key Lime wine?!?! I have never heard of such a thing, but it sounds delicious.

Suburban Kamikaze

No, it sounds awful. But you drink it anyway. Because that is the way it has always been done.



I'm not sure if I should try this wine or not...I'm not sure I have the commitment level required. And I bet none of my ridiculous excuses for friends would help me get rid of a body, so I don't know who I would drink it with anyway. But still, I'm curious.

Suburban Kamikaze

You could maybe work your courage up with a bottle of Mango Mama. Which I am not even making up.



A mysterious crate appeared on my front porch yesterday, no return address. I brought it inside. I watched it for a while. Nothing happened. Got out the box cutters. Sliced it open to find----two bottles of whitish wine: Hurricane Five and Key Lime! Now all I need is a body?

Suburban Kamikaze

It's obviously an emergency message of some sort. Quick! Make the guacamole.


Executive Suburbanite

For the record, I did not sit through Eat, Pray Love with you, though you tried to con me into going. Luckily I was onto your game. But I will ALWAYS drink a bottle of Key Lime Wine with you and I promise to never tell anyone about the body.

Suburban Kamikaze

You did not sit through Eat, Pray, Love with me yet.

It has been added to the schedule of our annual summer theme parties. Didn't you get the memo? You are in charge of the life-changing elephant.


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