You know you are rocking the good life when you discover grocery lists in both pockets of your jeans.
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I like that you needed to add the qualifier, "good" strawberries.
Posted by: elizabitch | May 02, 2011 at 11:40 AM
I read "dish soap" as "ox soup." Gave me a whole new respect for your cooking.
Posted by: eurolush | May 02, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Good strawberries versus the fruit for smoothies, right?
I just want to know, what kind of mom puts "milk" on the list? Don't you have to buy milk every time you leave the house, or is that just me?
Posted by: Paulita | May 02, 2011 at 01:01 PM
This mom has not owned a pair of jeans since 1983. I like to write my lists on my hand like you-know-who.
Posted by: elizabitch | May 02, 2011 at 01:16 PM
Do you now have Santa-like abilities to distinguish the "good" strawberries from the "bad" strawberries?
Posted by: elizabitch | May 02, 2011 at 01:23 PM
My teenage overlord is responsible for the all caps portion of this list. He seems to be trying to convey his dissatisfaction with my past performance in produce selection.
Because it's not pathetic enough that my jeans are stuffed with grocery lists. They're stuffed with grocery lists written by my critics.
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | May 02, 2011 at 05:19 PM
Nice fanny.
What are you doing to me?
Posted by: Audubon Ron | May 02, 2011 at 07:58 PM
I have always had a gift for accessorizing.
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | May 03, 2011 at 06:22 AM