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Chocolate (or is that poop on the floor?) brown


How 'bout Purple Vain?


I might modify the last slightly; it will make the name far too long to print on the tiny bottoms of those bottles, but it will be truer: "The Kids are in Bed (and Old Enough to Stay There) Red." Because right now "The Kids are in Bed Red" is just as likely to be "The Kids are in MY Bed Red" -- a pretty useless color.

Suburban Kamikaze

"Mauve Into Your Own Bed"?



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