10. Advances in in-utero cosmetic surgery
9. Nannies recruited from high-end makeup counters.
8. South Beach Diet infant formula
7. Christian Dior diapers
6. Celebrity breeding program carefully managed to block character actor gene.
5. Baby spa treatments take all the stress out of teething, terrible twos, preschool.
4. All-over tanning salons eliminate unsightly diaper lines.
3. Luxury strollers equipped with professional lighting.
2. Photoshopping done by Lucasfilms Ltd.'s Industrial Light & Magic.
1. Sperm and egg required to audition. No exceptions.
from the Reasons Why archives: 25 Reasons You May Not Reach Silver Anniversary