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And I would like to point out that the difference between looking 12 and looking 10 is HUNORMOUS when you are actually those ages and nearly NOTHING when you started at 48 and are trying to figure out how much younger this face cream will make you look. All of which means that your calculation, using a simple bottle of wine (and maybe basic algebra) was just as accurate as her more complex curvature of the earth one. There. Doesn't that make you feel better? Also, aren't you glad you no longer have to be a pre-teen? For reasons not only limited to having to go through algebra again. I thought so.

Suburban Kamikaze

It makes perfect sense to me. Either way, I'm up $55. More if you count all the money I would have blown on Partridge Family albums.


Audubon Ron

Okay, your nostrils are tidy, but your earlobes are perfect.The answer to the equation on your face is 6. Only 6 more bottles of wine from the Côtes du Rhône region and now - time warp, you're French. How does that feel? Mathematically, I bet you never thought the probabilities would be such that you'd be French.

Quantum, I'd say.

Audubon Ron

...48 and French makes you almost as sexy as Nancy Pelosi. Nancy makes my Yoda all festivy. Srsly.

Suburban Kamikaze




I think the fundamental flaw is that you were not supposed to think about it, but click on and then buy it. So what if they said the number four twice - that's, like, rhyming or something. (Like, totally.) And besides, thinking causes forehead wrinkles. :)

Suburban Kamikaze

Now you tell me.


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