In other news: If you are looking to the makers of "Cheez Whiz" for food recommendations, maybe someone else in your family should be doing the shopping.

What do you get when you cross the latest in technology with the culinary genius behind "Velveeta Spicy Cheeseburger Dip" and "Ritz Cracker Cheese Steak Sliders?" 

I don't know, but I wouldn't eat it if I were you.

 

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