Despite my impeccable credentials in the field of
laundry romance, this story left me puzzled.
Was Victoria's Secret making snow pants now?
Not that Chicago isn't a sexy place in its own broad-shouldered, men in long black coats kind of way.
It's just that when we see broad-shouldered men in long black coats in February, we can't help but think how good they'd look shoveling our driveways for us.
The mystery was cleared up however, by a team of investigative reporters at the Chicago
Board of Tourism Tribune who put this winter's record blizzard and bitter cold into perspective with harrowing stories of shark attacks and deadly pool drains.
Is it any wonder that lovebirds would choose a little snow over the hazards lurking beneath the palm trees? Okay, so it's actually a lot of snow, but still. It's probably not going to kill you. And certainly not on purpose.
Photo: Cold is the new hot.