11 minutes to yourself, or EMTY \'em-tee\ for short: noun 1. Short break from the responsibilities of career and family for watching, rewatching and working out the implications contained in soft-porn video clips of a bearded, shirtless Daniel Craig asking "do you want to touch me?" Yes, yes we do. But we only have 11 minutes. 2. Any similarly inspired break. 3. Material deemed likely to inspire such a break.