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Posted at 05:05 PM in The Cul-de-Sac | Permalink
Those last two socks match each other. Quick! Safety pin them together so they'll never be separated again. Just like marriage.
January 03, 2011 at 05:31 PM
In my house socks have a tendency to exist, however, if somehow placed under the sofa, or behind the bathroom dresser, or behind the cat box or under the washer, they have a tendency to decay. It has something to do with thermodynamic equilibrium and skipping psychotropic dosage at regularly scheduled intervals. In short,it BENDS my mind.
Audubon Ron |
January 04, 2011 at 05:54 AM
I am not a fan of safety pins in marriage; socks even less so, as I explained in the 2010 Esquire "Women" issue. But you have a good eye for socks.
Suburban Kamikaze |
January 04, 2011 at 09:11 AM
I was so excited by the title of this post because I thought that some of them might match the ones of mine that are forlornly languishing in the pile of Socks Without Friends. Alas, they do not.
January 04, 2011 at 01:22 PM
Wait! That Untamed sock? It's mate resides in my laundry room! I'll send plane fare.
Cactus Petunia |
January 04, 2011 at 11:52 PM
An excellent choice. This piece includes a scent component as well. We believe the artist is making a statement about futility or possibly acne, but no one has come forward to take credit for the work.
Suburban Kamikaze |
January 05, 2011 at 08:12 AM
I notice the socks in your home have the same disease found in the unclaimed socks in my own home...insideoutitis.
That might be the reason no one is willing to pick them up, fear of finding themselves inside out and left to languish on the floor.
January 07, 2011 at 02:25 PM
Just burn them and have a nice cognac while enjoying the extra warmth and pretty colors. That'll learn em.
January 08, 2011 at 08:58 AM
ooooh I want to do this. And maybe frame it. And then it will give me something to smash every time I do laundry and find a lonely sock
misguided mommy |
January 27, 2011 at 03:25 PM
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