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Posted at 05:51 AM in Dateline: Suburbia | Permalink
Ok, some scenes just scream out for video. As a photo journalist, you have to make these kinds of decisions. I don't want to be left wondering what happens next! I spent enough time in art survey classes to know there is no correct answer to that question.
December 05, 2010 at 08:08 AM
What happened next was this: Lured by their colorful ensembles and snow-flecked, impossibly long eyelashes, the photographer was mercilessly attacked. Small but determined, the kindergarten ruffians left no crevice of her coat unfilled. As she bravely fought off the toddlers pelting her face, a rearguard effort left her hood filled with snow.
I'm not saying repeated exposure to "Dora the Explorer" is to blame. I just think it's time to look into the evidence.
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December 05, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Photo journalists and flame throwers-the time has come. Like the hapless Prince of Wales and his faithful Rotweiller, you must consider packing heat. Apparently no one under 30 is to be trusted. We knew it all along!
December 11, 2010 at 09:14 AM
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