You know how to make a turkey, don't you Steve?

 

Comments

[Robert Kuntz]

Oh SK, you said you weren't going to inflate any more poultry. You promised.

[Audubon Ron]

That just gets my Yoda all festivie. Actually, you do realize that is just wrong on so many levels.

Pic 1: If one has an airblown turkey, one must also have an airblown pilgrim. Absent pilgrim completely changes the meaning of a Macy's Day Parade.

Pic 2: Do you always blow a turkey with your clothes on?

Pic 3: Everyone knows you have to remove the center rack before placing the turkey in the oven.

Have I been helpful at all?

P.S. I like your hair longer.

[Audubon Ron]

I misstated. I meant to say, I like your hair that length.

[Suburban Kamikaze]

We're not just making vaguely pornographic wordplay here, we're creating memories.

A few decades from now, this photo will be evidence of the sort of Norman Rockwell holidays we have always celebrated.

SK

[Dadsoffthecouch.blogspot.com]

Nope, @Audubon Ron, I've liked her hair *longer* than you have. Ha.

And by the way, where do I buy inflatable smiling-teens to complete my table?

[Audubon Ron]

Dadsoffthecouch: You got me there. Hahaha!!!

[nthnglsts]

Try to get that through airport security.
TSA: What have you got there Ms SK?
SK: An inflatable turkey
TSA: And what do you plan to do with that?
SK: I plan to blow it up...
I'm just sayin...

[Josie]

You have to blow your turkey? My friend in college had a job where she had to stroke the turkey to collect its sample to use later for artificial insemination, but she was never asked to blow it.

[nthnglsts]

Time to deflate the turkey...

[Suburban Kamikaze]

Yeah, I know. I just can't seem to get into the spirit of inflatable Santa.
I'll sit on his lap if I have to, but that whole jolly man routine does nothing for me.

SK