Years had passed since anyone had tried to kill her. Still, Pussy Galore was not taking any chances on "green bean casserole."

 

Comments

[Audubon Ron]

Now that I know you're a smoker, that changes everything.

[Seriously Jess]

If your kids got the reference, I'm sure they loved having Mom slink around the porch, slurring/purring Halloween greetings to all their friends and neighbors.

I figure our kids' generation will be blaming us during therapy sessions some day. Why not give them their money's worth?

[Suburban Kamikaze]

Sadly, since my debut as Middle Age Hannah Montana a few years ago, it has become almost impossible to embarrass them. I may have peaked too soon.

SK

[Robert K]

Try going as a photo album. Use only photos taken before they were old enough to defend themselves. Caption the photos in cutesy-clever ways.

They can still be embarrassed. You've just got to want it badly enough.