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Executive Suburbanite

If I recall, the ties in Mr. Kamikaze's closet were "gay" and/or "ugly." I do have to say, however, (and I'm already kicked out of the coven so who cares) that new tie you bought him is much better than any of the others.


YOU got kicked out of the Coven? Does that mean I'm back in? BTW, all ties are gay.

Suburban Kamikaze

The only rule we ever officially adopted, other than the two-drink minimum, was that you couldn't take sides with husbands or boyfriends.
There never was a corresponding rule for kids. Maybe because they were all three months old at the time and not terribly argumentive.

SEE "Bylaws for Bitches and other Alternative Playgroup Rules", 5th Edition, Motherhood Press.


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