Photo: Feigning interest in a countless array of objects that do exactly the same thing.
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Home Depot Date Night: The secret is pretending to care
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Metaphorically: You turn the charm on at your whim.
You know, it wouldn’t hurt for you to visit once in a while rather than turn me off like static on a radio. :)
Posted by: Audubon Ron | July 25, 2010 at 07:09 AM
Metaphorically, you've just described the entire dating process..." Feigning interest in a countless array of 'objects' that do exactly the same thing."
Posted by: nthnglsts | July 25, 2010 at 08:32 AM
Do renovations ever end, metaphorically speaking?
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | July 25, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Feign interest in gadgets and tools? F--- that.
I head straight to the outdoor furniture section and feign interest in the comfy, beige lounge chairs.
Posted by: Seriously, Jess | July 26, 2010 at 03:03 AM
My date always gives me a nice big bag of Twizzlers (pallet display on sale as you're heading to the checkout) or a bag of Eilleen's crap-tastic repackaged candy when we finish our date.
Wait. Does that make me a...
Posted by: Sue | July 26, 2010 at 08:25 AM
Who wouldn't put out for Twizzlers?
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | July 26, 2010 at 02:01 PM
I can't get past the fact that you take yourself a nice goblet of red wine to Home Depot. You are either one Klassy Laydee or totally brilliant -- because (at least in my world) a giant goblet of red makes it much easier to feign interest in almost anything.
Posted by: MommyTime | July 27, 2010 at 07:06 PM
Almost.
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | July 29, 2010 at 04:25 PM