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Hey babe. Yeah you, c’mere. Shhh, not so loud. Look, I noticed the hubster just went into the tile department. Why don’t you jump on this lumber cart and let me take you to Plumbing?
Posted by: Audubon Ron | May 23, 2010 at 10:47 AM
If you want to pick up married women in Home Depot, you can start in the patio section, but then you move to the aisle with the How-To books. Trust me: Mr. Suburban Do-It-Yourselfer doesn't even know it's there...
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | May 23, 2010 at 02:51 PM
Ha! You know I'm teasing. I love the wine glass. Nice touch. That pic made me laugh. Sorry, Mr.K, I couldn't resist.
Posted by: Audubon Ron | May 23, 2010 at 03:50 PM
They serve WINE at your Home Depot? They only serve hot dogs off a cart and Fanta at ours.
Posted by: nthnglsts | May 23, 2010 at 05:22 PM
It's a do-it-yourself vintage, but everything you need is right there...
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | May 24, 2010 at 07:27 AM
Oh. Bossy's. Gah. What, no dark chocolate to really sex things up?
Posted by: BOSSY | May 26, 2010 at 07:40 PM