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Ah, the Laws of Laundry. When it comes to time space continuum I believe there are universal mechanics at play as evidenced by the lost sock theorem.
Posted by: Audubon Ron | May 19, 2010 at 06:42 AM
Awesome!
Loved your comment on the bloggess and had to come by. Well worth it!
Posted by: My Baby Sweetness | May 19, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Ah yes. Lint theory. Objects in the (Maytag) vortex dryer are smaller than they were, except the hamster. Use more Bounce...
Posted by: nthnglsts | May 19, 2010 at 06:54 PM
It is one of the biggest mysteries in the suburban universe: How can the production of dirty laundry continually outpace the output of clean laundry given the near constant running of the washing machine? It is mathematically impossible.
Did Einstein even do his own laundry? Because I am beginning to think that guy did not know what he was talking about.
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | May 20, 2010 at 05:27 AM