Once you have decided to tip toe through your neighbor's bed of tulips, for god's sake commit. Doing something stupid halfway is actually twice as stupid. Do the math.
Do not exit the flower bed before you have obtained the money shot. You're not going to redeem your dignity by crawling out a few minutes sooner than it would have taken to do it right. They've already seen you. Now you've just trampled their flowers for nothing.
I recognize those toes.
Posted by: Elizabitch | May 02, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Are you officially a Midwesterner now? Because those feet haven't seen the sun for awhile.
Posted by: Sue | May 03, 2010 at 11:52 AM
My application was denied.
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | May 03, 2010 at 04:17 PM
But, but, our admission standards are so low...
Posted by: Sue | May 03, 2010 at 07:36 PM
I failed "snow removal and lawn maintenance." Insufficient enthusiasm.
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | May 04, 2010 at 07:15 AM