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Oh, please. Blatant soft porn photo on your part. I thought you said your carpenter was hot. Where are the tight jeans?

Suburban Kamikaze

It's the tool belt. You could hang one on a patio umbrella and find yourself flirting with it.



He's not hot. My carpenter is hot. Listens to Rush Limbaugh, Fox News and anything else designed to make my ears bleed while he's working on my house. That's why I went back to work full time.


So what you're saying is, the next time I'm having one of those feeling old(ish) and blue, and in need of some gratifying attention, I should accessorize with a tool belt? Good to know.

Suburban Kamikaze

You have to know your audience, but I can tell you that in certain parts of the Midwest, it apparently qualifies as soft porn. Also, Mr. Kamikaze cannot take his eyes off Norm Abrams.


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