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January 07, 2010 at 10:57 AM
People at work decided to change the ribbon color on the tree and call it a birthday tree. Procrastination is an art I tell you. Meanwhile, my tree is patiently waiting for us to take it down and i'm patiently waiting for the Dr. Someone or other in the Ag Extension dept of ornamental trees in Washington State to respond to my email asking if I can somehow re root my tree. I have tree remorse...
January 07, 2010 at 06:53 PM
If you wait long enough you can just vacuum it up.
(From my forthcoming book: "The Underachiever's Guide to Holiday Housekeeping")
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January 08, 2010 at 08:06 AM
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