Because nothing sets the hearts of suburban women aflame like men on ladders

Yeah, baby. 

Clear skies and temperatures in the almost 30s had the men of the suburbs taking to their ladders over the weekend for the final stretch of what is being called one of the most competitive Midwestern holiday decoration seasons ever.

Amid the trash talking and the painstaking bulb by bulb application, one question remained unresolved: Would Louis get credit for a holiday display that as far as anyone could see, did not involve any ladders whatsoever?

Comments

[Audubon Ron]

Pic of woman on ladder with guy holding it.
Woman: Dist thou try to copist the feel?
Guy: I wouldn't dare touch the royal tomatoes.

[Executive Suburbanite]

Tell Mr. Kamikaze his ass looks great in that parka.

[Suburban Kamikaze]

You're telling me.