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Audubon Ron

You know, the older I get the hotter you are. That's good yeah?

Suburban Kamikaze

It's the red underwear. And the ladybugs. You really can't go wrong with ladybugs at any age.



Well, you could always get yourself a grown-up pair of those pants we put on very little girls over their diapers -- you know largish satiny pants with layers of ruffles on the bum. They would clearly be NOT underwear, and at the same time might add just the right note of irony: now, just as I'm woman and confident enough to wear sexy Marilyn Monroe wear, I live in a place that forces me to add baby undies. Tres chic, according to the French Irony Police, no?

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