Products we can live without in the recession:
1. Overpriced Disposable Razors with Features Designed by Marketing People who Treat Women as if They Are Retarded.
But that is very little consolation when we read the package to discover that the sunshiny new disposable razor we brought home from the store features a "fun, fresh-scented handle in tropical colors."
Scented handles? How stupid do they think we are? Nothing works better than our boyfriend's razor anyway.
But now we have to live in the knowledge that we, we! are the people for whom someone was paid to write this:
"Each sun-colored razor has a vibrant lubricating strip infused with avocado oil and a scented handle that refreshes like a carefree day at the beach."