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The Daily Kamikaze Sex and Weather Report

Chicago: Bitter cold, dangerous windchills

Actual temperature: 5 degrees below zero

Wind chill temperature: 20 degrees below zero

Miami, actual temperature: 81 degrees above zero

Miami, wind chill factor: 82 degrees above zero

Chances that Mr. Kamikaze will get laid today: Absolute zero

Formula by which Mr. Kamikaze's chances are factored:  Where M-C=>70, X=0

Photo: Extra ice in the kitchen. If there were an SPCA for tropical plants, we'd be facing charges. 

Comments

[Mr Lady]

gigglegiggle

[Joan]

I'm wondering if SK tells Mr. K the bad news face to face, or if he needs to read her blog to find out...

[Suburban Kamikaze]

Sometimes I just scratch out a little note in the frost on the windows. It says: "I'd be naked in Fort Lauderdale."

SK

[Sue]

I feel the same way and I'm actually from Chicago. I can't even use the Miami thing. My dearheart gets his extra points for moving me up to Wisconsin where it's all the way up to one degree today, blaze orange is a fashion statement and a hot night out is Friday night fish fry at any one of the 270 bars located along the two-block stretch that is Main Street. I have come to love this state but not in winter. Not In Winter.

[Audubon Ron]

I'm hip. Chances Mrs. Kamikaze will visit Audubon Ron and post a comment. Minus zero.

[Suburban Kamikaze]

Be careful what you wish for Audubon. I might go over there and leave my grocery list in your comments section. That is sometimes the best writing I do all day.

SK

[BOSSY]

HILARIOUS.

[misha]

was gonna post the temp here, but i see you are keeping track :) King Mango Strut is today and I am kinda bummed that its gonna be so warm. The irony is that I love the seasons, all of them, but the DC ones, not the Chicago ones.