The Daily Kamikaze Sex and Weather Report
Chicago: Bitter cold, dangerous windchills
Actual temperature: 5 degrees below zero
Wind chill temperature: 20 degrees below zero
Miami, actual temperature: 81 degrees above zero
Miami, wind chill factor: 82 degrees above zero
Chances that Mr. Kamikaze will get laid today: Absolute zero
Formula by which Mr. Kamikaze's chances are factored: Where M-C=>70, X=0
Photo: Extra ice in the kitchen. If there were an SPCA for tropical plants, we'd be facing charges.
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Posted by: Mr Lady | December 21, 2008 at 03:22 PM
I'm wondering if SK tells Mr. K the bad news face to face, or if he needs to read her blog to find out...
Posted by: Joan | December 21, 2008 at 08:23 PM
Sometimes I just scratch out a little note in the frost on the windows. It says: "I'd be naked in Fort Lauderdale."
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | December 22, 2008 at 08:59 AM
I feel the same way and I'm actually from Chicago. I can't even use the Miami thing. My dearheart gets his extra points for moving me up to Wisconsin where it's all the way up to one degree today, blaze orange is a fashion statement and a hot night out is Friday night fish fry at any one of the 270 bars located along the two-block stretch that is Main Street. I have come to love this state but not in winter. Not In Winter.
Posted by: Sue | December 22, 2008 at 12:52 PM
I'm hip. Chances Mrs. Kamikaze will visit Audubon Ron and post a comment. Minus zero.
Posted by: Audubon Ron | December 22, 2008 at 01:30 PM
Be careful what you wish for Audubon. I might go over there and leave my grocery list in your comments section. That is sometimes the best writing I do all day.
SK
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | December 23, 2008 at 12:31 PM
HILARIOUS.
Posted by: BOSSY | December 26, 2008 at 07:27 PM
was gonna post the temp here, but i see you are keeping track :) King Mango Strut is today and I am kinda bummed that its gonna be so warm. The irony is that I love the seasons, all of them, but the DC ones, not the Chicago ones.
Posted by: misha | December 28, 2008 at 08:11 AM