101 Insincere Apologies...#23
To Whom It May Concern:
I wish to apologize for possibly overstating the relationship between your programming of the coffee maker with freshly ground, high-quality beans set to brew minutes after I wake and the likelihood of a caffeine-enhanced expression of gratitude.
Not that it hurts your chances.
SK
from the apology archives: A palm tree means never having to say you're sorry
I'm so impressed--look at how totally bitchin that bra is.
Posted by: Ok, Where Was I? | March 20, 2008 at 09:45 AM
It is as I had feared -- even appliances look better in lingerie than I do.
Posted by: foolery | March 22, 2008 at 09:17 PM
Don't be so hard on yourself. That Cuisinart is one very slutty appliance.
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | March 22, 2008 at 10:09 PM
Our Cuisinart doesn't even HAVE a bra. I'm going to have to pay more attention to it.
Come to think of it, my 24Y/O grandson DID suddenly become a coffee drinker.
Hmmm....
Posted by: Bob Cleveland | March 28, 2008 at 08:49 AM
Well... it does give a whole new meaning to the term "Hot Coffee!" 8)
Posted by: STOLIonICE | June 28, 2008 at 08:47 PM