It's not particularly good wine. But it's better than the stuff you're going to be drinking next semester. Or the semester after that. And god knows that is going to seem like a five-star vintage compared to what you will be drinking a few years from now.
Because you can't put a price on the value of a college education. You can only put a price on what it will cost you. And that price is $13,806.47.
Not counting books. Or anything else that comes after the first semester.