How to think like a teenager

Think of it as more of a garbage "zone." There is still plenty of space around the bag.

You can't use too many towels or spend too much of someone else's money. That's just math.

If your parents really want you to do something, they will ask again.

Either we get in trouble for drinking straight from the milk container or we get in trouble for leaving half a glass of milk on the counter.  So what is even the point? 

How come nobody ever says anything when we remember to take the garbage out, but when we forget it's like, "oh, you forgot to take the garbage out." 

What is so hard about remembering to buy Pop-Tarts?

My sister/brother gets away with everything not because my mom loves her/him more but because my mom is basically clueless.

When we say there is nothing to eat in the house, and you point to all the food in the cabinets and the refrigerator, it makes no sense. Who is going to eat uncooked food?

Comments

[Gigi]

Yup, that about sums it up! Damn kids.

[MommyTime]

The last one totally cracks me up. I'm still giggling.