People who believe Midwesterners are "uncomplaining by nature" have never spent any time around them when the temperature climbs above 80 degrees.

People of the Prairie: Move into the light. Then get your children to bring you Margaritas.*

*Younger children may have to use a bottled mix. Teenagers expect to be tipped and will cut corners if not closely watched. Dude, where's the garnish? Parents of tweens, however, should be sitting pretty.

-You're welcome. SK