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The Kids are in Bed Red
Posted at 07:12 PM in Dateline: Suburbia | Permalink
Chocolate (or is that poop on the floor?) brown
April 18, 2011 at 07:27 PM
How 'bout Purple Vain?
April 18, 2011 at 07:41 PM
I might modify the last slightly; it will make the name far too long to print on the tiny bottoms of those bottles, but it will be truer: "The Kids are in Bed (and Old Enough to Stay There) Red." Because right now "The Kids are in Bed Red" is just as likely to be "The Kids are in MY Bed Red" -- a pretty useless color.
April 19, 2011 at 06:04 PM
"Mauve Into Your Own Bed"?
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April 20, 2011 at 09:15 AM
What a fun post. We loved it so much we included it amongst our favorite posts of the week. Thanks!
April 25, 2011 at 02:29 PM
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