You can bet Northwestern University psychology professor John Michael Bailey's students weren't tapping away at their iPads during last week's human sexuality class.
There's no app for the kind of old-fashioned romance kindled by nothing more than a man, a woman and a modified power saw on an auditorium stage. You don't need a Masters and Johnson degree in power tools to know that Mrs. Bob Vila is a very lucky woman.
And yet, as someone who is intimately familiar with the endless variety of romance Home Depot has to offer, I can tell any man with complete authority: the sexiest thing you can do with a reciprocating saw is to build her a bigger closet.
Photo: James Bond plays the title role in "Mr. Kamikaze is a Handy Man."
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